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Since nobody else wants to asks questions I'll go first. :P
Of course these questions don't have anything to do with anything but they are questions.biggrin

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?


When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?



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If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
Cause, the people who eat meat eat the animal instead of the plants they would eat, allowing enough to go around.

How far east can you go before you're heading west?
Infinity plus

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Electronic field. "Spirits use electricity to project themselves how they wish to appear"

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Cause the flower is brown, and the milk is white. And there is a LOT of milk

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
They are only endangered cause they fail at Darwinism.

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
So much water that the bolt only kills the the life directly near the point of impact. Everything else is spread to thin.

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
In an iron cage.

Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
Latin is the "original" language of magic.

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Thats more of a fact than a rule :P

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Habit, and poor memory.

What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
It boils, or just evaporates.

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Vampires carry no religion, I don't think. And I don't think they avoid crosses do that? Just wooden steaks, garlic, and the sunlight.

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Because people are huge hypocrites..lol. And the parents want to rifle through the candy, if they are really that protective. :P

I h ope I answered all of your questions in a way that would be considered satisfactory.

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Wow. Good questions O_o. So deep, lol.

And dammit CJ! You and your lack of vampire knowledge!
Yes, depending on what style of vampire you're reading about, some do avoid crosses. In some shows and books, such as Angel, a cross burns their skin when they touch it.

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^_^ yay CJ

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Mellena wrote:

Wow. Good questions O_o. So deep, lol.

And dammit CJ! You and your lack of vampire knowledge!
Yes, depending on what style of vampire you're reading about, some do avoid crosses. In some shows and books, such as Angel, a cross burns their skin when they touch it.




Alright, well with that logic intact. You could then just say they avoid all "holy objects" including, but not limited to.

Crosses

Chalices

Jew Stars

Bibles

Torah

etcetcetc



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lol.Very well then.
That makes sense Lindsey. :)

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I shall now come up with a counter list of questions.

Why avoid eating meat when the animal shall die one way or another, be it by your hands or by natures?

If you are in space which direction is north?

Who decided how long a second was, and why is it only "that long"



I just got really lazy.

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Why avoid eating meat when the animal shall die one way or another, be it by your hands or by natures?
Exactly.Not saying vegetarians are stupid or anything.But in my opinion to avoid eating animals is a wast of time,its either us or them and I much prefer it be them. Because as far as I see it no good come from not eating so you might as well. :D (plus if animals weren't meant to be eaten by human i don't think they'd be so tasty.)

If you are in space which direction is north?
Uumm well about that. I dunno. T_T
I'm not that great with direction to begin with.

Who decided how long a second was, and why is it only "that long"
Good question.lol.


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Why avoid eating meat when the animal shall die one way or another, be it by your hands or by natures?
Though this won't answer your question; I know a vegetarian that doesn't eat meat because she simply thinks that animals are disgusting.
If you are in space which direction is north?
I don't think north is something that could be applied to space, especially considering that there isn't even an "up" in space.
Who decided how long a second was, and why is it only "that long"
I've been wondering that my entire life. I guess some guy thought that the amount of time it takes to say "one" and then follow it with the name of the state "Mississippi" is a proper amount of time for a second.



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If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
Because plants grow faster than animals reproduce (for the most case)

How far east can you go before you're heading west?
Once you hit the Prime Meridian, I think you're going an entirely different direction altogether.

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Because they can float.

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
The extract probably just blends in with the milk and turns it off-white. Extract isn't really too substantial.

Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
Latin is more magical.

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